💰 SHOW ME THE MONEY
ALL RIGHT. BRING OUT THE CALCULATOR.
If you want to know what you actually do, read How The Income Engine Works.
If you want the commission rules, read How This Island Pays You.
This page is where we let the numbers out of the basement. 😂
WHAT CAN THE MATH LOOK LIKE WHEN PRODUCTS ACTUALLY SELL?
⭐ START WITH ONE $7 SALE
Parking Spot:
$7
Direct commission:
20%
Your direct commission:
$1.40
Are we building the family mausoleum with $1.40?
NOT YET. 😂
That’s one commission on one sale.
THE $1.40 IS ONE TRANSACTION.
THE ENGINE IS WHAT CAN HAPPEN AFTER IT.
7️⃣ WHAT IF I CREATE SEVEN CUSTOMERS?
Seven people each buy one $7 Parking Spot through my direct affiliate relationship.
$49 IN PRODUCT SALES
My direct 20%:
$9.80
More importantly:
I NOW HAVE SEVEN CUSTOMERS.
Seven isn’t a quota.
It isn’t a requirement.
It isn’t a mysterious number carved into a headstone somewhere. 😂
I use seven because the Parking Spot costs seven bucks and seven is easy to remember.
🪦 NOW SUPPOSE THOSE SEVEN LATER BECOME APPROVED AFFILIATES
Their Parking Spot purchases did not make them affiliates automatically.
For this illustration, all seven separately apply and are approved.
Each creates seven new $7 customer purchases.
49 NEW PARKING SPOT SALES
49 × $7:
$343 IN PRODUCT SALES
My illustrated connected position is 15%:
$51.45
Add my first $9.80:
$61.25
Now count the Parking Spots:
1 + 7 + 49 = 57
I personally created:
ONE.
🚀 TAKE IT ONE MORE POSITION
Suppose those 49 customers later separately become approved affiliates.
Each creates seven new $7 purchases.
343 NEW SALES
343 × $7:
$2,401 IN PRODUCT SALES
My illustrated 10% position:
$240.10
Total through those first three illustrated positions:
$301.35
And the product count?
400 PARKING SPOTS
I CREATED ONE.
THE GROUP CREATED 399.
NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M BUILDING?
Again: math.
Not a prediction.
🌎 WHAT IF ONE PERSON ALREADY HAS THE AUDIENCE?
Maybe they’re a genealogy creator.
A true-crime channel.
A cemetery historian.
A large funeral business.
A paranormal creator.
Or somebody with a giant audience who happens to discover Grave Freak.
Suppose an approved affiliate creates:
3,000 ACTUAL $7 PARKING SPOT PURCHASES
Not followers.
Not views.
Not clicks.
ACTUAL PRODUCT PURCHASES.
3,000 × $7:
$21,000 IN PRODUCT SALES
Their direct 20%:
$4,200
If that affiliate sits in my first connected position, my illustrated 15%:
$3,150
They used their audience.
They created the customers.
They earned the direct commission.
I didn’t create those 3,000 sales.
That’s the point.
And no — a huge audience does not guarantee 3,000 purchases.
The real number could be zero.
Thirty.
Three hundred.
Three thousand.
Or something else entirely.
THIS IS THE MATH IF THE SALES ACTUALLY HAPPEN.
🔁 NOW ADD REPEAT CUSTOMERS
A cemetery buys one Parking Spot.
Then another for a different section.
A historian tells one story.
Then finds ten more.
A funeral business buys once.
Then decides it wants another page.
ANOTHER PURCHASE CAN CREATE ANOTHER COMMISSION.
ONE COMMISSION IS A TRANSACTION.
A BOOK OF CUSTOMERS IS A BUSINESS.
⚡ THE PRODUCTS AREN’T ALL $7
$49 VIDEO SPOTLIGHT
Direct 20% = $9.80
Up to $26.95 across a complete eligible five-position path.
$25 STORYDRIVE™ 1000
Direct 20% = $5.00
Up to $13.75 across a complete eligible five-position path.
⚙️ NOW TAKE THE WHITEBOARD ALL THE WAY OUT
The current five-position structure:
20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%
| Position | Illustrated $7 Purchases | Your Commission Math |
|---|---|---|
| Direct — 20% | 7 | $9.80 |
| Connected — 15% | 49 | $51.45 |
| Connected — 10% | 343 | $240.10 |
| Connected — 5% | 2,401 | $840.35 |
| Connected — 5% | 16,807 | $5,882.45 |
Add my original Parking Spot:
19,608 PARKING SPOTS
Total illustrated commission arithmetic:
$7,024.15
Before anybody starts choosing the marble for the private mausoleum… 😂
This is a perfect whiteboard illustration.
It assumes every required affiliate relationship exists.
It assumes perfect duplication.
It assumes every illustrated purchase actually happens.
Real life will not look like this.
I’M NOT SHOWING YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
I’M SHOWING YOU WHAT LEVERAGE MEANS.
⏱️ PUT 19,608 INTO HUMAN TIME
Suppose I personally build one Parking Spot every day.
Every day.
365 a year.
19,608 ÷ 365 = 53.7 YEARS
BASICALLY 54 YEARS.
Grave Freak may appreciate long timelines more than most websites, but even I don’t want to personally build for the next 54 years just to reach that number. 😂
I CAN BUILD MINE.
OTHER PEOPLE CAN BUILD THEIRS.
THAT’S THE LEVERAGE.
🤔 SO HOW MUCH CAN YOU EARN?
There isn’t one honest answer.
You could earn zero.
You could create a few direct customers.
You could build repeat customers.
You could develop connected affiliate relationships.
You may already know an entire market of potential customers.
You may know nobody.
I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT YOU’LL EARN.
I can show you how the arithmetic works when eligible products actually sell.
That’s what this page is for.
FOR THE LAWYERS — IMPORTANT EARNINGS DISCLOSURE
Every dollar amount, customer count, network size and Parking Spot count on this page is a mathematical illustration used to explain how the current Grave Freak Affiliate Program works. They are not promises, guarantees, forecasts or statements of typical earnings. The 7 → 49 → 343 examples assume specific product-purchase behavior, separate affiliate applications and approvals where necessary, and increasingly perfect duplication that should not be expected in real life. Actual results can be lower, higher or zero and depend on completed eligible product sales, customer activity, individual effort, marketing ability, distribution, expenses, refunds, chargebacks, account status and many other factors. Applying to the Affiliate Program is free and does not require a product purchase. Nobody is paid merely because somebody joins, is recruited, clicks a link, follows an account or views a page. Commissions are paid on completed eligible GraveFreak.com product sales under the current Affiliate Terms. See the current Affiliate Terms and Legal & Earnings Disclosure for the full rules.