The Sales Freak Presents
ARE YOU A FREAK ABOUT…
EVERYTHING AROUND THE GRAVE?
Graves. Cemeteries. Memorials. Funerals. Famous deaths. Forgotten lives. Serial killers. Accidents. Horror. Family history. Faith. Insurance. Estate planning. Ghosts. Near-death experiences. Mystery. Stories.
I keep finding stories where the grave is only the starting point. So I built Grave Freak as the Freak Sites Island where I can wander into everything around it, create the content I want to create and use those Parking Spots to promote my own brands.
🔎 SEARCH THE ISLAND
Search a person, grave, cemetery, case, business, story, creator or keyword and find the Parking Spots around it.
RECENTLY PARKED
Graves, stories, memorials, businesses, current cases, history, faith, mystery and whatever else I find interesting enough to park here.
⚰️ DEATH IS SIMPLE.
EVERYTHING AROUND IT ISN’T.
Somebody stops breathing. That’s the simple part.
Then everybody else gets involved: doctors, families, funeral homes, churches, cemeteries, crematoriums, insurance companies, lawyers, courts, police, reporters, genealogists, historians, monument companies, estate planners, filmmakers, authors and paranormal investigators.
Sometimes somebody dies peacefully in their sleep. Sometimes death takes years while the person at the center of it can no longer even explain what they want. Sometimes it is sudden, tragic, strange or suspicious enough that somebody eventually turns it into a documentary.
- A serial killer becomes a television series.
- An accidental death becomes a warning.
- A murder becomes a podcast.
- A house with a terrible story becomes a horror movie.
- A famous grave becomes a tourist destination.
- A family mystery becomes a genealogy obsession.
- A near-death experience becomes a religious question.
Meanwhile somebody with a license is calmly explaining why getting you into a pine box costs considerably more than the pine box appears to cost.
DEATH MAY BE INEVITABLE.
APPARENTLY THE UPGRADES ARE OPTIONAL.
That’s not one little niche. That’s an entire world.
That entire world interests me. Death is a natural part of everyday life. Everything people build around it is where things get complicated.
⭐ THREE PARTS OF THIS WORLD KEEP PULLING ME DOWN RABBIT HOLES
🪦 THE LIVES & LEGACIES
Graves. Family histories. Famous people. Forgotten people. Cemeteries. Memorials. Old photographs. Genealogy. The names carved into stone are usually the shortest version of a much bigger story.
💰 THE BUSINESS OF DYING
Funeral homes. Cemeteries. Caskets. Cremation. Urns. Monuments. Insurance. Estate planning. Lawyers. Mausoleums. Memorial forests. The person who died may be finished with the problem. Everybody around them isn’t.
👻 THE QUESTIONS THAT DON’T STAY BURIED
Faith. Eternity. Serial killers. True crime. Near-death experiences. Ghosts. Hauntings. Horror. Strange deaths. Unexplained things. Questions humans have been arguing about since somebody buried the first body.
THE GRAVE IS THE CENTER POINT.
EVERYTHING AROUND IT IS THE ISLAND.
🌴 THE GRAVE FREAK ISLAND
Grave Freak is one Island inside Freak Sites. Every Island has its own world. This one is built around everything surrounding the grave.
I need enough room to wander around without turning the whole thing into one giant mess, so here’s where things currently park:
⚰️ Graves, Cemeteries & Memorials
Grave sites, cemetery plots, monuments, headstones, memorials, obituaries, historic cemeteries, famous graves, military graves, forgotten burial grounds and the stories buried with them.
🕯️ Funeral, Burial & Cremation
Funeral homes, burial services, cremation, urns, caskets, preplanning, memorial services and related products.
🌳 Legacy, Genealogy & Family History
Genealogy, ancestry, family histories, old photographs, biographies, forgotten relatives and legacy stories.
📋 Preparation, Insurance & Estate Planning
Life and final-expense insurance, annuities, wills, trusts, estate planning and other end-of-life preparation.
✝️ Faith, Death & Eternity
Religious beliefs, theology, death, the afterlife, ministries, prophecy, books, teachings and questions about eternity.
👻 Paranormal, Mystery & The Unexplained
Ghosts, hauntings, near-death experiences, supernatural encounters, unexplained phenomena and mysteries surrounding death or what may lie beyond it.
🎥 Creators, Media & Communities
Videos, podcasts, writers, researchers, storytellers, YouTubers, ministries, organizations, creators and communities built around subjects somewhere around the grave.
🎟️ Events, Tours & Gatherings
Cemetery tours, ghost tours, genealogy events, memorial events, lectures, conventions, gatherings and other time-specific Grave Freak events.
Some of what gets parked here will be mine. Some may belong to other people playing on the Island with me.
Either way, it gives me plenty to talk about.
THIS ISN’T JUST A CLASSIFIED SITE FOR SOMEBODY’S UNUSED CEMETERY PLOT.
Although, yes, you can park that here too.
Grave Freak was built on the mechanics of a classified-listing site, so a Parking Spot can absolutely be used to sell or promote something.
A cemetery plot. A casket. A monument. A funeral service. A genealogy service. A book. A ghost tour. A memorial product. An insurance service. Something else that genuinely belongs somewhere around the grave.
That’s useful. It’s just nowhere close to the whole thing.
“CEMETERY PLOT FOR SALE.
NICE LOCATION.
MOTIVATED SELLER.”
Maybe you’ll even get buried next to somebody who doesn’t have your last name.
THERE’S A LOT MORE BURIED HERE THAN THAT.
If the connection to the grave makes sense, there’s probably a place for it here.
🔎 I WANTED ONE PLACE TO FIND MY OWN STUFF AGAIN.
Grave Freak covers a massive subject, and I can create a lot of content around it. Why not? The market is huge, the content is endless and there are plenty of commercial angles. So I built an Island around it.
Cemeteries. Famous deaths. Cremation. Genealogy. Body donation. Faith. Insurance. Ghosts. The afterlife. Current stories. History. Commentary.
Some of those Parking Spots may point people toward Wicked Darkness, Freak Sites, Cool Car Guy, my Sales Freak account or something else I’m building.
Some are simply stories or subjects I wanted to explore.
Either way, months later I don’t want to remember which social feed, video description, folder or digital drawer I threw something into.
I want to remember one thing.
THE KEYWORD.
Somebody brings up a subject and I think:
“I ALREADY WROTE ABOUT THIS.”
I don’t start scrolling through old posts.
I come back to Grave Freak and type what I remember.
CREMATION.
CEMETERY.
BURIAL.
GHOST.
AFTERLIFE.
BAM. THERE’S THE PARKING SPOT.
Maybe I want to read it again.
Maybe something changed and I want to update it.
Maybe somebody is arguing about the subject and I already did the work.
Copy the link. Send it. Have a nice day.
A social post gets a timestamp.
A Parking Spot gets an address.
That’s what I wanted.
A searchable Island built around everything surrounding the grave, where the content I create doesn’t disappear into a feed.
Remember the subject. Search the Island. Find the Parking Spot.
YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY MADE THE CONTENT.
WHY NOT GIVE IT ANOTHER PLACE TO WORK?
🏝️ WANT TO CLAIM A LITTLE GROUND ON MY ISLAND?
I built Grave Freak for my own stuff. I’m going to keep using it whether anybody else does or not.
I’m already doing exactly what the Parking Spot is designed to do: creating content around something that interests me and using that content to promote my own brands.
If that makes you think, “Why wouldn’t I do the same thing for my business, brand, project or idea?” — that’s the point.
But apparently I built a pretty large cemetery. Okay — Island.
And you may have already done the hard part.
Maybe you already researched the family history.
Maybe you already photographed the cemetery or headstone.
Maybe you already made the video.
Maybe you already wrote the post about the case, movie, funeral, faith question or paranormal experience.
Maybe you already built the funeral home, genealogy service, ministry, insurance business, tour, event or project.
Great. I’m not asking you to stop using any of it.
Give one piece of that work another place to work.
Add the photographs you already have.
Embed the video you already made.
Tell the story.
Add the links, contact information or whatever you want somebody to do next.
If you’ve got something that genuinely belongs somewhere around the grave, you’re welcome to grab a spot.
Leave $7 in the Parking Spot box and claim a little ground.
Depending on what you’re parking, your Parking Spot might even have a plot of its own.
Got another story, service, product, video or actual cemetery plot?
Leave another seven bucks in the box and grab another Parking Spot.
THE METER DOESN’T KEEP RUNNING.
One Grave Freak Parking Spot is $7 one time. No subscription. No scheduled renewal. No scheduled expiration.
You get the same basic Parking Spot tools I use:
- Up to 25 photos
- Up to two supported embedded videos
- Up to 30,000 characters for writing
- No 280-character post limit here
- Your own dedicated URL
- Links, contact information and calls to action
- A public view counter
- A place inside the searchable Grave Freak Island
Use it like a classified listing.
Use it like a story page.
Use it to document something you don’t want disappearing into a feed.
Or just keep wandering around the Island and see what I dig up next.
No shovel required.
WANT TO PUSH ONE PARKING SPOT FURTHER?
The standard $7 Parking Spot is the starting point. There are also optional one-time upgrades when they make sense:
- Video Spotlight — $99
A finished 3–5 minute video I approve for publication through the @FreakSites channels on YouTube and Rumble and link back to a Parking Spot. - StoryDrive™ 1000 — $299
Add 1,000 additional recorded views to a Parking Spot.
And if you don’t need a Parking Spot yourself, you can still join the Affiliate Program for free and get paid for brokering Grave Freak advertising to people who do.
If it genuinely belongs somewhere around the grave, park it.
If something changes, update it.
If you’re done with it, remove it.
ONE PARKING SPOT OR A WHOLE GARAGE. YOUR CALL.
Every Parking Spot connects to your profile inside GraveFreak.com.
One Parking Spot is one page. Create more than one and they start collecting inside your Grave Freak Garage.
Keep going and that Garage can start looking a lot like your own Channel inside the Island — your stories, videos, genealogy, investigations, business, services, opinions or whatever else you keep parking.
A genealogist might build years of family-history stories. A funeral home might explain services and memorial options. An insurance professional might create educational pages around preparation. A paranormal creator might build a collection of investigations. A cemetery historian might document forgotten graves one Parking Spot at a time.
You don’t need to build a Garage or a Channel.
But you can.
🛠️ YOU’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO FIGURE A FEW THINGS OUT.
GraveFreak.com is not owned by a giant software company with a call center and a team waiting to build your page for you.
I built the system. I use it myself.
There are instructions around the Island to help you understand how it works.
If you can create your own Parking Spot, have at it.
If you decide it isn’t your thing, no problem.
Enjoy the content.
I’ll still be here digging around for the next thing.
💰 AND YES — YOU CAN BROKER THE ADVERTISING TOO.
I built the Island. I’m creating content and Parking Spots here anyway. And I left room for other people to use it.
If you help introduce somebody who looks at what I’m doing and thinks:
“WAIT A MINUTE… I COULD USE THIS.”
…and that person becomes a paying Grave Freak customer, I think you should be able to get paid for helping create that business.
You’re not getting a piece of somebody else’s funeral, cemetery plot, insurance policy, monument, genealogy service or anything else happening outside Grave Freak. That’s their business. I’m paying affiliates for selling Grave Freak advertising.
The Grave Freak Affiliate Program is free to apply for. I approve the affiliates.
It’s not going to a committee—just me.
Once you’re approved, you get your affiliate link.
SHARE THE LINK.
SOMEBODY CLICKS IT AND BUYS.
YOU GET PAID.
The direct commission is 20%.
Your customer comes back later and buys something else?
You can get paid again.
ONE COMMISSION IS A TRANSACTION.
A BOOK OF CUSTOMERS IS A BUSINESS.
Want to keep it direct?
Great. Find customers and take the 20%.
Want to build a network too?
20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%
You don’t get paid for joining. You don’t get paid just because somebody becomes an affiliate.
The advertising has to sell.
I BUILT THE ADVERTISING.
YOU CAN BROKER IT IF YOU WANT TO.
If you can see the opportunity in that, that’s what the Affiliate Program is for.
⚰️ GRAVE TALK
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I BUILT THE ISLAND.
YOU’RE WELCOME TO GRAB A SPOT.
Read the stories. Watch what gets built. Search the Island. See what people park here.
And if you want to grab a spot on Grave Freak, that’s what the Parking Spot is for.
Illustrations and examples are provided for educational, explanatory and editorial storytelling purposes.